Saturday, April 13, 2013

A Lackluster Team Makes For A Lackluster Post

I'm doing this one a bit different today. I don't really feel like doing it at all but whatever.


  • Volquez makes me sad
  • Cabrera leadoff triple, wtf?!
  • Alonso ties the game at 1 on a sac fly
  • Volquez gives up a two run shot -__-
  • 52 pitches... in 2 innings
  • 5-1 Rockies... in 3 innings
  • 81 pitches... in 3 innings
  • Venable leadoff double
  • Cabrera RBI single 5-2 Rockies
  • Alonso flies out on a 3-0 pitch, stupid
  • Cabrera makes the third out at third like a dumbfuck
  • 6-2 Rockies in 3.1 innings
  • 96 pitches in 3.1 innings. Volquez is out,9 it's about damn time
  • Weber replaces Volquez and continues with the giving up home run things, 8-2 Rockies
  • It only took 5 innings before the Padres had a quick inning
  • 9-2 Rockies... in 6 innings
  • 9-3 Rockies... in 7, Venable solo home run
  • 9-4 Rockies... in 7, Cabrera home run
  • Fun fact: Cabrera is a double away from the cycle
  • Deno nearly got drilled in the head and Cabrera looked like he was about to charge the mound for him
  • 9-5 Rockies... in 8. What the fuck is going on here?!
  • Cabrera goes 4 for 4 tonight and in true Padres fashion, doesn't hit for the cycle
  • Padres lose 9-5 but what else is new??
All I have to say about this game, fuck Volquez and thank you for not letting someone like Cabrera get the cycle.

Record: 2-9

3 comments:

  1. Pretty well summed up, although I kind of like Cabrera - You mad about the Biogenesis thing or just hate him in general? heh

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    1. Thanks. Nope, not the biogenesis thing, I've just never liked Cabrera.

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  2. this toilet makes my penis sad! Padres 4life though like the nWo it's all family until someone breaks their trunks!

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