Sunday, April 14, 2013

Dear Padres, You Confuse Me

There's not much to write about so far in this game but it's apparently misting and one of the unnecessary in game reporters is complaining. She literally just complained about her hair getting wet and when Enberg asked about an umbrella she said "If you pull out the umbrella you look high maintenance"... Umm, you just complained about your hair getting wet, I do believe that makes you high maintenance already. I'm honest to God trying to not hate these in game reporters but they make it so hard not to. Plus I've been watching the Padres forever and they never needed in game reporters before FSSD.

Clayton is kind of killing it today and if this goes like it did with the Reds game, I just jinxed it. Sorry in advance. I'm very impressed with Alonso's defense today. I've yet to have to yell at him like last season. What a difference a season makes.

UGH, Helton with a two run home run, that wouldn't have been out last season, to break up the 0-0 tie. I'd really love to know what goes on in the minds of the Padres staff. Who thought that moving in the fences was going to be a good idea?! I may be wrong but I don't believe the change have benefited the Padres in regards to home runs. It has, however, benefited everyone else like I said it would when the change was first brought up. So, apparently I am right and all the Padres home runs so far would have been out no matter what. Super glad you guys wasted money on changes the dimensions.

This game has been especially boring. I don't know what it's going to take to get the Padres to wake up besides fights but we can't be doing that every game. Can someone provide the team with hookers?? It's scientifically proven that sex before an athletic performances boosts testosterone levels sooooo yeah, get on that Padres. Betancourt is completely locked in today as shown by his back to back walks to start the Padres half of the ninth. UGH Guzman bunted the runner over. WHY?! Betancourt just walked the first two batters and you're gonna bunt?! Thanks for wasting an out when we could have potentially had the bases loaded on walks. Gyorko flies out to right to drive in Cabrera and give us two outs with the game resting on Nicks shoulders. It's only fitting that Nick strikes out to end the game. That bunting play is looking super great now, isn't it??

Record: 2-10

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