I'm starting this one off by saying, I'm very, VERY, sad that I'm not at the game to see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE POWER!! Oh yeah, and I love the way Maybin is wearing his uni tonight. There's nothing better than short pants, high socks, NOTHING. Okay, well there are things better than that but at this particular moment in time, there's not. The Padres are facing Zito and from how this game is starting, we should be able to get to him. Assuming we can stop hitting into line drive double plays. First pitch into the second inning and the Giants hit a home run. Dude, did we not go over this yesterday?! I thought I told you to stop scoring runs!!
Bahahahahahaha poor Zito, while pitching the Quentin, one of his pitches just kind of jumped out of his hand about a gazillion feet up and made it about halfway to home. Embarrassing. After that embarrassing pitch he walked the first two batter of the inning. This is what you get for growing up in San Diego and playing for one of the two evils of the north. The Padres now have the bases loaded with no outs against him with Maybin up. Thanks to Cam's speed only one out was recorded and a Padres run comes around to score, tying the game at one. While trying to steal second, Cam got thrown out to record the second out of the inning and Cabrera struck out to end the inning. Did we not realize we had the PERFECT opportunity to fuck Zito up?! It's Zito, you should have scored more than one run that inning.
Panda tripled in the top of the third. Yes, you read that correctly, PANDA tripled. The ball was in Cam's glove but he couldn't squeeze it and that's how you get Panda on third. Cam looked as if he hit the wall pretty damn hard so I'm just thrilled he's not hurt. Zito just gave up a hit to Stults. I'm telling you, we can blow him up, so please blow him up already!! THANK YOU, Chase!! His three run shot is exactly what I was talking about. The Padres are now winning 4-1 after three.
Apparently that three run lead was enough to take Zito out because they pinch hit for him in the fifth. I'm very sad that they took him out already because we weren't done playing with him!! The Giants scored one more run on an out and now Panda is up. I don't like when Panda is up when there's not any runners on and I especially don't like him up when there are runners on. Get him out!! They didn't get him out, instead they opted to try and get the out at home instead of getting the for sure out. It's not a 4-3 Padres lead. I don't like the way this game is going now. Aaaaaaand now the game is tied. Fuck off, Giants. UGH the Giants just took the lead and I hate this game. Can it be over with now or can I at least get the Chargers game, not that I care about a preseason game but still.
Quentin single-handedly tied the game back up with a solo shot to start the sixth. Thank you!! Now can we score some more runs here, Padres?? Note that this time I specified who I wanted to score runs. Last time I didn't do that and we weren't the ones doing all the scoring. With two outs into the bottom of the sixth, the Giants drill Cam in the ass. #SurpriseButtSex. The Giants take back the lead with a sac fly, leaving a runner on first with one out now. STOP IT!! They didn't stop it... 7-5 Giants. UGH, the Padres looked as if maybe we could get something started again and then they hit into a 3-6-3 double play to end the eighth. Get your shit together so I can start singing "Go ninja, go ninja, go!!". Shit balls, the Giants keep scoring and now it's 8-5 in the ninth. I'm so over this. Can we go back to knowing how to win games?? Alexi's single scores Alonso putting us down by two now, yay?? Deno does a pretty much carbon copy of Alexi after Alexi had a carbon copy of Alonso's "steal" of second... fielders indifference, I just didn't know how to word it... and now the Padres are only down by one and that's where we will stay, 8-7. At least Zito sucked it up and gave us a chance to win.
Record: 52-70
Love, Peace and Baseball. Go home, Giants fans and take your circus back with you. XOXO and all that other super annoying girl stuff. *Muah*
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