Friday, June 29, 2012

Yeah, We Forgot We Were in Colorado...

Dear Mark Grant,
It is not necessary to say "there goes the no-hitter" after the lead off man gets on base. It's annoying and makes you sound stupid. I have tried to like you but you insistence on being annoying makes it very difficult to even try.
Sincerely,
Me

The Rockies scored first during the first to make it a 1-0 game. They also scored another run in the third to make it a 2-0 game. I noticed something "interesting" during the game, in the fourth Chase was up to bat and instead of showing his stats or what he did in his last plate appearance it showed his height, weight, age and where he's from. Since when do the Padres do that?! I've decided it was the Padres way of shopping Chase mid-game. You know in case prospective buyers are watching the Padres game. HA, who am I kidding, Padres fans barely watch the games.

Mark Grant got on his whole if I were commissioner soapbox again during the game. His shit is so annoying, pretty sure he would be the worst commissioner ever. Oops, someone forget to grab their sunglasses and had to go into the dugout to get them so the batter should get to finish his plate appearance without a first baseman. Umm, shut the fuck up. How would any of that be fair?! Apparently earlier he also talked about how long the grass should be, thank God I had the TV muted at that point.


During the bottom of the sixth the Rockies had one on and Car-Go up to bat. Car-Go got an RBI triple then came around to score on the horrendous throw by Logan. That throw was absolutely TERRIBLE. I don't think I have seen a throw worse than that, ever. Okay, now the Rockies are up 5-0 and the Padres apparently forgot how to throw on-line. Rockies score one more before the inning is over to make it 6-0 Rockies. Clearly the Padres have decided that after that game winning grand slam last night that the season was over because there was no way to top that and have decided that no other game this season counts. It's the only logical explanation for playing like this in the thin air, balls fly like no other, stadium.


I was about to write "the Padres do know they are playing in Colorado right??" then Quentin remembered as he hit a solo home run. Thank you Quentin for showing the Padres what they are supposed to be doing, Padres now trail 6-1. Padres score on a Deno single to drive in Alexi from second. The Rockies jack a two run shot to put them up 8-2 and I'm sooooooo over this game. Welp, another two run homer makes it 10-2 Rockies. Is it time for the Olympic Trials for Women's Gymnastics yet?? It's pretty annoying that we are in Colorado and we still can't score. Padres lose 10-2, awesome.

Record: 28-50

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