First things first, the Padres extended Deno and have been handing out extensions left and right to everyone except the one player everyone wants to get one, Chase. This makes perfect sense. Lets extend guys that haven't been player of the week much less player of the month and not extend the only one to be player of the month. Chase starts the game off driving in two on a double turned triple on a throwing error. Pretty sure we have scored first in all three games against LA. Yasmani collects a base hit and an RBI to make it a 3-0 Padres lead in the first. Gross the Dodgers scored because Logan slipped which went from being a for sure double play to a run scoring single.
UGH, Adrian drives in run number two for the Dodgers to make it a 3-2 game in the third. The Padres loaded the bases and I'm not sure why since the twat waffle supreme is up now. I'm literally terrified at what's going to happen right now. THANK GOD!! He popped up and the runners couldn't advance. In my head, he hit a grand slam and that was the game. This game is so boring!! Motherfucker, Ramirez just tied the game and now the twat waffle supreme is up. Once again, he pops up, thank God.
Because nothing interesting has happened since the Dodgers tied the game I'm going to go ahead and do my random Leila complaint. Coming back from the commercial break she was talking about our farm system being in the playoffs and legitimately sounded surprised. Really, you do know that we have a good farm system, right?? You can't be that ignorant can you?? Isn't she supposed to be in Texas now?? Finally, the Padres score in the seventh to take back the lead and now this game can end right here, no need to play nine innings tonight. Twat waffle supreme alert, strike out to start the eighth. Suck it.
With one out in the top of the ninth, the Padres have runners at first and third with Chase up. Tony is adamant about Chase not getting anything to hit here. I'm going to go ahead and agree with Tony just because I love him and trust him. He could tell me the sky is green and I'd believe him. Chase strikes out and now it's up to Quentin to give us some more insurance runs. Please give us some insurance runs. After we double steal, Quentin grounds out. No bueno Carlos!! Time for Luke to close this game out. YAY, PARRINO!! I've missed him!! Luke hit Victornio and Layne came in to get out Adrian. THANK GOD, Adrian is slow as fuck as the ball was bobbled at second. Padres take the series and win 4-3. Love you guys and love you even more for keeping the twat waffle supreme quiet.
Record: 64-74
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