Chase started this game off with backhanded amazingness. I'd describe it better but I was too busy freaking out about MLB Network being temporarily off the air. Motherfucker, Pence crushes a three run home run to start the game. Holy fuck balls!! Cam made a amazing catch to rob another home run and tore up part of the wall as he did it. That catch reminded me of something Grady Sizemore would do before he turned into glass. Good Lord, Deno starts off the game with a lead off triple. PUH-LEASE tell me this is going to be a good game tonight. Chase drives in Deno on a fielders choice to make it a 3-1 game with one out. Let's do work tonight, boys. Chase steals second then takes third on an error and comes around to score on a Yasmani sac fly. No, I didn't throw my arm up in excitement when that ball went into the outfield like last night. The Padres now trail by one, we got this.
While Bumgarner was up to bat they pointed out that he throws left and bats right. We all know that I hate when players do that, especially pitchers. Unless you're a pitcher that can actually hit, why not just "bat" from the same side?? It's not like anyone really expects you to get a hit and it moves your pitching arm out of danger, pads or not. I put bat in quotes because half the time you get a pitcher who doesn't give two shits about batting and just stands there knowing he's going to get out. When that is the case, I REALLY don't get why they expose their pitching arm.
In the third inning Chase CRUSHES a two run home run to make it a 4-3 game and to tie Braun with 112 RBI. Did I mention it was his 30th of the season too cause it was. Now can we extend him?! And Guzman crushed another home run to make it a 5-3 game now. Where were these guys last night?! By the fifth inning the game had become pretty boring and then the Padres half started. Padres had runners on first and second with one out and Yasmani drove in Logan to make it a 6-3 game. YES!! Guzman doubles and drives in Chase making it 7-3. Seriously, where were these guys last night?! Penny intentionally walks Alonso to get to Cam, the Padres have one out and Cam is 0 for 2 tonight... Cam gets on but the runner heading home got out, waaah. Now we have to try and keep this going with Cabrera, shoot me now. Actually never mind about that shooting thing, we kept the game at 7-3. Yay for the Padres remembering how to play baseball!!
Record: 75-83
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