It's the final game of the season against the dirty Dodgers and the Twat Waffle Supreme. Thankfully Casey took care of the Twat Waffle Supreme in the first and now he's doing work to take care of Adrian. By the second inning the Padres have the bases loaded with one out. If it were any other part of the lineup we might have had a better chance to score. Unfortunately, Casey was up and he hit into an inning ending double play. Waaaah. This is seriously the slowest game on the face of the earth. Not entirely sure what's going on to make it so slow since it's slow enough to not have my full attention but I do know that Kemp almost got drilled in the face and his mamma about had a heart attack.
Ugh, a run finally comes around to score in the fourth and it's Adrian. I've never liked that guy... 1-0 Dodgers, gross. Holy fuck, Alonso laid down a bunt and MADE it. They full on gave it to him but whatever. And in the fifth, the Dodgers load the bases with two outs thanks to a HBP. UGH. Casey hit another batter causing a run to score and him to be pulled from the game. I'm about one more Dodgers run or slow inning away from turning on the Big Bang Theory before I turn on for Grey's Anatomy. Dodgers score again to make it 4-0 and it looks like it's Big Bang time... AND ANOTHER RUN. STOP IT!! The best part of the game by far is the monkey from the Hangover that brought out the first pitch. She is absolutely adorable and I am in love with her and need her so someone please steal her for me.
Padres load the bases in the sixth, yes, sixth... it's 9:30... oh yeah, and Quentin is up with two outs. Well the Padres score one run on a HBP to make it 6-1. Clayton also comes in to pinch run for Quentin. Blah, another Dodgers run scores. For the record the only reason I haven't turned the game off is because I'm waiting for someone in the booth to slip and say "puto" instead of "Punto", I would have slipped so many times by now. During the eighth, Alonso doubles and the Twat Waffle Supreme missed it and about slid head first into the wall. Kotsay drives in two on a one out double to make it a 7-3 game. Will drives in Kotsay to make it 7-4. Looks like we're not giving up just yet. Gross, ANOTHER Dodgers run comes around to score and it's 8-4 in the ninth. Can we just end this game already?? I've already put Grey's off for an hour and a 38 minutes now. The Padres lose 8-4 and the monkey was still the best part of the game... that and listening to Tony ♥
Record: 74-82
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