Saturday, September 22, 2012

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! The Padres Forget How to Play Spoiler

The Reds clinched the central in today's win against the Dodgers, unfortunately that means a Padres loss tonight clinches for the Giants. I can not reasonably allow the Giants to clinch against us. We MUST play spoiler tonight. No if, and's or but's about it.

In the first, Deno goes to steal second and Belt threw the ball into left causing me to make the ugliest laugh on the face of the earth while Deno moved on to third. Chase grounds out and scores Deno to give us the early 1-0 lead. Fuck balls, the Giants have the bases loaded with no outs and a 2-0 count on Posey. Dear Werner, throw a fucking strike or get the fuck out of the game. The Padres lead didn't last long as Wener gets Posey to fly out and NOW we get someone warming up. Ummm pretty sure you should have done that after he walked Pablo. We all know that Pablo swings at anything and everything. Pence copied Posey and now it's a 2-1 Giants lead. Really?! Did you forget we are playing spoiler tonight?? Somehow Werner managed to get out of the inning without causing too much damage, it's a baseball miracle.

Giants score again in the second to make it 3-1 and to this I have to say "Hey Padres, how about we remember what we are trying to do this game. Here's a hint, losing isn't it.". Seriously Padres, get your shit together. I don't want to see the Giants clinch this weekend. Well, ever but specifically this weekend. Holy fuck, Pablo just made a pretty awesome catch while blowing a bubble and I can't believe I'm throwing a compliment his way. Seriously, he blew a bubble, ran to the railing, caught the ball and his momentum full on flipped him over the railing and he still hung onto the ball. I guess that was his way of celebrating National Gymnastics Day. Motherfucker!! It's now 5-1 Giants in the fourth. Seriously Black, why is Werner still in?!

Sixth inning, Alonso jacks a two  run shot making it a two run game now. Thank you baby Jesus for letting us score some more and please allow us to continue doing so. Amen. Dammit, the Giants score another run on an easily catchable ball and I now take back anything positive I had said or tweeted about Alonso after that two run shot. I could have made that play, it was so easy but no, we have to go fuck it up and  give the Giants an extra out. If Alonso had that, like he should have, the inning would be over and we would still be down by two, instead it's a 6-3 game in the bottom of the sixth. Make that 7-3 Giants. as Deno's throw to home was high and we couldn't make the play at the plate. Chase drives in another run to give him 108 RBI and the NL lead once again as well as making it a 7-4 game in the eighth. Dear Enberg, you don't need to remind us after ever out that the Giants are that much closer to clinching the west. So Belt just hit a home run, making it 8-4, and there is no point in the Padres scoring because the Giants just take the run back. Fuck. I'm officially over this game and this season. Bring on the playoffs!! Giants win 8-4 to which I say, "fuck SF, I hope you get crushed in the playoffs."

Record: 72-80

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