The Padres are going for the sweep and I'm in a piss ass mood once again. Pretty sure I have said one whole word today and that was "Okay" and it was in the most "I don't give a fuck" tone ever. Also pretty sure I have done my best to ignore twitter and my phone all day in order to make my mood not be as shitty. It's not working and neither did spending time in the pool, the fact that Clayton is pitching or that the Padres took the early lead in the second off a Venable RBI double to score Chase from third. Will stole third and positioned themselves to be able to easily score on an out. Logan chased ball four and now it's up to Baker to score Will and extend the one run lead... he didn't, like expected.
Once again the fucking Padres hit into one of those poorly executed base running double plays. Stop fucking rounding second before the ball is even caught. You are PROFESSIONALS you should know better. The Cubs load the bases with two outs in the sixth and shouldn't have. They should have scored and tied the game but they aren't the shittiest team in all of the land for nothing. The Padres have runners at the corners with no outs in the seventh with Kotsay up to bat. This is either going to be great or shit. Yeah, that was complete shit. Another stupid double play when Kotsay hit it straight to Rizzo and Alonso got caught in a rundown. The only good news is that Chase is now on third but it's the Padres so we will probably strand him. Finally the Cubs are the ones to hit into a line drive double play. The Padres score another run in the bottom of the eighth to make it 2-0 and now to send Clayton in to get the complete game shut out. Sweet deal, bro, Clayton gets the complete game shut out as the Padres win 2-0 to sweep the Cubs.
Record: 49-64
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Dear Cubs, Payback's a Bitch. Love, The Cub Busters
The Padres are officially sold. Well, when it gets approved they're officially sold to the O'Malley's. My Grey's Anatomy loving ass thinks George O'Malley and not the O'Malley's that have ties to the Dodgers. That might just be better for my sanity.
Logan loads the bases on a bunt single in the third inning with no outs for the first real threat of the game. I love when bunts go for base hits. It's kind of miracle when that goes our way. What's even more of a miracle, when the Padres score when the bases are loaded and no outs. The Padres score two on a Chase single to make it 2-0. Logan moves to third and Chase remains at first with no outs and Quentin up. I see this going one of two ways, a double play or something epic... or you know, they hit Quentin because that is the guy the balls are drawn to. Welp, my thoughts didn't happen but Quentin did get walked to load the bases again. Guzman swung at the first pitch, which I kind of hate, and records our first out of the inning. I'm really hoping we get more than two runs off of two bases loaded appearances. Cam strikes out swinging and it's looking like those two runs are all we are going to get. Clearly Sunday's game used up all the home runs or maybe even runs in general since they won 2-0 yesterday and are doing the same right now. I feel like this might just be the only scoring done all game. I hate games like that. Shockingly, Everth singles in two more runs to make it 4-0 Padres. So maybe we didn't use all the runs up on Sunday but I still think this is going to be the only inning we score in. It just feels like one of those games.
Well Quentin did do something epic, just not when I originally called it. He gives the Padres a 7-0 lead on a three run homer in the fourth. Apparently sometime during the top of the fifth the Cubs scored a run but I think I was a little bit busy doing something else to notice. Oops. God dammit, the Cubs scored again and again I didn't see it. Whatevs, the Padres are still winning, 7-2. Gross, Boxberger gives up a two run pinch hit double to make it 7-4 Padres. I don't think I like this Boxberger kid. Also, I'm annoyed that this game is still going on and the women's event finals have already begun. I was really hoping the game would be over before so I wouldn't have to fast forward everything. Have I mentioned exactly how much I love that Luke gets into fielding position after the delivery?! It is AMAZING to watch. I absolutely adore when pitchers do that and get so frustrated when they don't. Jake Peavy was my favorite to watch because of that. Cam is a beast and went into Superman mode to make that nice diving catch that got Street PUMPED. You would have thought Cam's catch was the final out to make the Padres World Series champs with how Street reacted. Padres win 7-4 and the Cubbies can suck it.
Record: 48-64
Logan loads the bases on a bunt single in the third inning with no outs for the first real threat of the game. I love when bunts go for base hits. It's kind of miracle when that goes our way. What's even more of a miracle, when the Padres score when the bases are loaded and no outs. The Padres score two on a Chase single to make it 2-0. Logan moves to third and Chase remains at first with no outs and Quentin up. I see this going one of two ways, a double play or something epic... or you know, they hit Quentin because that is the guy the balls are drawn to. Welp, my thoughts didn't happen but Quentin did get walked to load the bases again. Guzman swung at the first pitch, which I kind of hate, and records our first out of the inning. I'm really hoping we get more than two runs off of two bases loaded appearances. Cam strikes out swinging and it's looking like those two runs are all we are going to get. Clearly Sunday's game used up all the home runs or maybe even runs in general since they won 2-0 yesterday and are doing the same right now. I feel like this might just be the only scoring done all game. I hate games like that. Shockingly, Everth singles in two more runs to make it 4-0 Padres. So maybe we didn't use all the runs up on Sunday but I still think this is going to be the only inning we score in. It just feels like one of those games.
Well Quentin did do something epic, just not when I originally called it. He gives the Padres a 7-0 lead on a three run homer in the fourth. Apparently sometime during the top of the fifth the Cubs scored a run but I think I was a little bit busy doing something else to notice. Oops. God dammit, the Cubs scored again and again I didn't see it. Whatevs, the Padres are still winning, 7-2. Gross, Boxberger gives up a two run pinch hit double to make it 7-4 Padres. I don't think I like this Boxberger kid. Also, I'm annoyed that this game is still going on and the women's event finals have already begun. I was really hoping the game would be over before so I wouldn't have to fast forward everything. Have I mentioned exactly how much I love that Luke gets into fielding position after the delivery?! It is AMAZING to watch. I absolutely adore when pitchers do that and get so frustrated when they don't. Jake Peavy was my favorite to watch because of that. Cam is a beast and went into Superman mode to make that nice diving catch that got Street PUMPED. You would have thought Cam's catch was the final out to make the Padres World Series champs with how Street reacted. Padres win 7-4 and the Cubbies can suck it.
Record: 48-64
Monday, August 6, 2012
Yesterday, Today and Tonight...
The lack of a post yesterday was because I was at the game and spent the majority of my day downtown and when I got home I was not only physically but mentally exhausted. The Padres kicked the Mets ass with the long ball which was a huge shocker to me. We don't do shit like that. Headley, Alonso and Quentin all crushed it and made me very excited. Well, as excited as you can be for being sun drained. Not that I'm complaining, I love being in the sun and watching baseball, my brain on the other hand doesn't. The way I put it is I get sun drunk. Other people lose it from drinking, I don't drink often so I never actually get drunk and do stupid shit or say stupid shit. I just spend too much time in the sun and get the same effect. Therefore, sun drunk.
I will not be making a post tonight either because I will be going to watch my brother and my friend's softball teams play each other in the playoffs and then, who ever wins, the championship game. From what my friend says, my brother's kind of a big deal so if I was a betting girl, I'd put my money on WTFM with my pick the stick, or whatever, J Rod. Hahaha, it feels so weird calling him that. I'm extremely excited to go to the game tonight because it has been years since I've watched my brother play and it will be fun to see him and my friend compete against each other. Lets just say I'm going to be very confused with my cheering, think the Reds Padres series'. I am not thrilled however to be going by myself especially since it's over a half an hour drive for me to get to the complex and I have never been there. Lets just say my friends are all twat waffles for not going with me or meeting me there. It doesn't count that Charisma and my brother will be there. I will still be alone in the stands, my favorite. Like the boy agreed, I'm too cute and tiny to be by myself. Unfortunately he can't come with me, which is fine because I actually want to watch the game.
Hopefully the Padres don't pull a repeat of the early series against the Cubs tonight because no one needs that to happen again. I'm also bummed that we didn't play the Cubs yesterday because I've been waiting all season to wear my Cub Buster shirt to a game and I don't think I'm going to get to do that.
I will not be making a post tonight either because I will be going to watch my brother and my friend's softball teams play each other in the playoffs and then, who ever wins, the championship game. From what my friend says, my brother's kind of a big deal so if I was a betting girl, I'd put my money on WTFM with my pick the stick, or whatever, J Rod. Hahaha, it feels so weird calling him that. I'm extremely excited to go to the game tonight because it has been years since I've watched my brother play and it will be fun to see him and my friend compete against each other. Lets just say I'm going to be very confused with my cheering, think the Reds Padres series'. I am not thrilled however to be going by myself especially since it's over a half an hour drive for me to get to the complex and I have never been there. Lets just say my friends are all twat waffles for not going with me or meeting me there. It doesn't count that Charisma and my brother will be there. I will still be alone in the stands, my favorite. Like the boy agreed, I'm too cute and tiny to be by myself. Unfortunately he can't come with me, which is fine because I actually want to watch the game.
Hopefully the Padres don't pull a repeat of the early series against the Cubs tonight because no one needs that to happen again. I'm also bummed that we didn't play the Cubs yesterday because I've been waiting all season to wear my Cub Buster shirt to a game and I don't think I'm going to get to do that.
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Volquez Makes Me Pissy
Dear Jesus, Volquez managed to load the bases already in the second inning. What the deuce?! Of course the shithead walked in a run. Motherfucking twat waffle, stop walking in runs!! The Mets now lead 2-0 with 2 outs still. Lets see would you rather Latos who went 7 1/3 shutout innings and scored two of his teams 3 runs himself on a two run shot OR would you rather have Volquez who loaded the bases in the second inning and walked in 2 runs on 2 outs before he gave up a double to make it 4-0?? Hmmm, the Padres front office is super smart. Though, I do give them major credit for pulling Grandal. Before the final out of the inning is recorded Black pulls Volquez. I'm super amazed that he didn't leave him in and that he looked like he wanted to actually give us a chance to come back and win this game. At this point the game is up to Boxberger and the rest of the team to not shit the bed. Boxberger records the third out like it was nothing... this is what I except from veteran pitchers like Volquez and not from newbies.
Team fun size singles in the first Padres run in the third. Watch out buttfucks, we are coming for you!! The Padres pitching staff once again loads the bases for the Mets. I can't be too upset about it this time because this is Burns major league debut and I don't know what to expect out of him. Luckily, the kid got out of the jam because Cam is awesome and does backwards somersaults after he makes catches. I love that I gave credit to Cam for his somersault and about two seconds later Mr. Padre explained why it was a bad fundamental play. To that I responded in my head and on twitter, his approach was more like when you do that on the beam and not the floor. Ugh, the Mets score another run to make it 5-1 in the seventh. The Mets are scoring more runs and I'm on the verge of falling asleep. I think it's safe to say the Padres aren't winning this one and that I can go ahead and post this, turn the game off and go to bed. Oh hey, before I could turn the game off the Mets load the bases AGAIN. Yep, I should turn this off and go to bed before this gets really ugly.
So instead of going to bed super early I decided to try and figure out just how many Padres give aways I can fit into one outfit for tomorrows game. So far I've come up with seven things: Luebke jersey, Friar shirt, hat, sunglasses, pet bandanna as a sweatband, beach towel so I don't burn my ass on the seats and rally pompoms. I suppose I can bring rally towels too so that would make nine things but I'm not going to want to have five hundred things hanging off of me at all times. While I'm debating what shit to take to the game tomorrow, Chase hits a home run to make it a 6-2 game. Please, please, please score some runs tomorrow. Alonso also did work and doubled while I was figuring out how annoying I want to be tomorrow. Maybin walks and the Mets bring in their closer. Lets win this... or you know hit into a double play to end the game. Way to kill the rally, Baker. Fingers crossed Eddy is catching tomorrow.
Record: 45-64
Team fun size singles in the first Padres run in the third. Watch out buttfucks, we are coming for you!! The Padres pitching staff once again loads the bases for the Mets. I can't be too upset about it this time because this is Burns major league debut and I don't know what to expect out of him. Luckily, the kid got out of the jam because Cam is awesome and does backwards somersaults after he makes catches. I love that I gave credit to Cam for his somersault and about two seconds later Mr. Padre explained why it was a bad fundamental play. To that I responded in my head and on twitter, his approach was more like when you do that on the beam and not the floor. Ugh, the Mets score another run to make it 5-1 in the seventh. The Mets are scoring more runs and I'm on the verge of falling asleep. I think it's safe to say the Padres aren't winning this one and that I can go ahead and post this, turn the game off and go to bed. Oh hey, before I could turn the game off the Mets load the bases AGAIN. Yep, I should turn this off and go to bed before this gets really ugly.
So instead of going to bed super early I decided to try and figure out just how many Padres give aways I can fit into one outfit for tomorrows game. So far I've come up with seven things: Luebke jersey, Friar shirt, hat, sunglasses, pet bandanna as a sweatband, beach towel so I don't burn my ass on the seats and rally pompoms. I suppose I can bring rally towels too so that would make nine things but I'm not going to want to have five hundred things hanging off of me at all times. While I'm debating what shit to take to the game tomorrow, Chase hits a home run to make it a 6-2 game. Please, please, please score some runs tomorrow. Alonso also did work and doubled while I was figuring out how annoying I want to be tomorrow. Maybin walks and the Mets bring in their closer. Lets win this... or you know hit into a double play to end the game. Way to kill the rally, Baker. Fingers crossed Eddy is catching tomorrow.
Record: 45-64
Friday, August 3, 2012
Baseball Don'ts
The shit you should never do when it comes to baseball games...
- Do not under any circumstance do the wave. If you do, I will yell at you for being a shithead as well as yell at you to "stop fucking doing the wave"... in those exact words.
- Ladies, do not wear skirts/dresses to games. I don't care if they are sundresses or maxi dresses, they do not belong at the stadium and you look like a white trash fuck twat for wearing them.
- Also ladies, do not wear heels to games. Not only does it make you look like a whore bag but it confirms the fact that you are indeed a twat waffle.
- Do not bring your brand new baby(ies) to the game if you're sitting in the front row. Baseballs and soft spots don't mix. At least if you're in the second row or further there's probably some douche lord in front of you that will try to catch the ball and end up deflecting it, keeping your baby safe.
- Do not go to a game if you have no fucking idea what is going on. Real fans don't want to listen to your idiotic questions the entire time and we will make fun of you. If you want to learn the game, watch it at home so you don't annoy the shit out of everyone else.
- Do not bring someone who doesn't know baseball. Again, real fans don't want to be bothered with anything other than the game and having to hear you explain to your girlfriend or whoever "after the top half of the seventh there's the bottom of the seventh. Then the top of the eighth followed by the bottom of the eighth..." is one of the most annoying things ever. Like in 5, explain baseball to them at home before you take them to a game.
- It is NEVER acceptable to show up to a game late... especially if it's under your control or if you are meeting someone at the stadium who already has your ticket/someone is meeting you and you have their ticket.
- It is NEVER acceptable to leave a game early... unless you know, you're actually dying or are about to pop out a kid but if that's the case you shouldn't be going to the game to begin with.
- Do not wear gear for teams who are not playing in that series. Unless maybe it's a jersey of a player that is currently on your team. If not, it makes you look like a fucktard, especially when it's not even a baseball teams gear that you are wearing. I don't care if it's a Chargers jersey, you still look like a fucktard.
- Do not get the best seats you possibly can if all you are going to do is make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. There are plenty of actual fans that would kill to have those seats and would actually watch the game.
- Ladies, please do not only "like" the sport because your boyfriend or husband or even crush likes the sport. You will annoy the shit out of every female fan that actually likes the sport not because of a boyfriend/husband/crush. Plus, you give the rest of us a bad name.
Ladies, if you do 2 and 3 you have no right to get offended or give the bitch face when you hear real female fans making comments about your twat waffleness. Baseball is to be watched in comfort not whoreness. That also goes for the Victoria's Secret cleat chaser line... You know exactly which items I'm talking about too.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Wakey, Wakey, Eggs and Bakey
Who in God's green earth decided it was okay to start a Padres game at 9:30 in the morning?! My ass is still sleeping at that time and only gets up before that if I absolutely have to or if the boy wakes me up. Needless to say I started this game about 2.5 hours late. I'm avoiding twitter for spoilers because I have enough of that happening with the Olympics. Spoiler Alert: Gabby wins gold for the women's all around. If I had to find out before it airs, so do you.
God, Cueto's delivery weirds me out, it's almost pirouette-esque. In the second inning, the clown man hit a two run home run to give the Reds the lead. Can you stop it?! I don't like seeing that against my Padres. Any other series and I would be more than happy for the clown man but not this one. Dammit!! Venable just missed the ball and another Reds run comes around to score while leaving runners on second and third with no outs. I'm so not okay with this. Ugh with the bases loaded and two outs, Rolen singles in two runs to give the Reds the 5-0 lead before Ohlendorf balks in a run, making it 6-0 Reds. STOP IT!! Ohlendorf loads the bases yet again in the second. Holy fuck, it's only the second still?! Why is Black being a shithead and letting him load the bases twice and give up six runs in one inning?!
Today is Eddy Rodriguez major league debut and he didn't disappoint. In his first plate appearance he puts the Padres on the board with a solo shot off of Cueto of all players. NICE!! The Padres score two more on a Headley single that ate the shit out of Cozart. We are still losing but at least we are slowly chipping away at the lead, 6-3 Reds. Cam hits a solo shot of his own in the fourth to make it a 6-4 game now. Even though we have lost the last two games here, I love us playing in Cinci. It's nice being able to actually watch offensive dominant games. Okay, Mark Grant just got cool points for wanting to be an Olympic Gymnast. I still don't like him but he definitely earned points with that.
The Reds score on an odd play in the bottom half of the fourth to make it 7-4 and it looks as if Black might actually get thrown out for once. Shockingly enough the umpire didn't throw out Black though it looked like he was about two seconds away from doing so. Cozart singles in yet another run and I'm getting very sad about this 8-4 game now. The Reds score once more, this time in the eighth, to make it a 9-4 before they bring in my other boob starer, Arredondo, to pitch the Padres half of the inning. This series was basically a more offensive driven version of the series out here with the Padres taking the first game and shitting the bed in the other three. At least this time, I wasn't so confused in my cheering.
Record: 44-63
God, Cueto's delivery weirds me out, it's almost pirouette-esque. In the second inning, the clown man hit a two run home run to give the Reds the lead. Can you stop it?! I don't like seeing that against my Padres. Any other series and I would be more than happy for the clown man but not this one. Dammit!! Venable just missed the ball and another Reds run comes around to score while leaving runners on second and third with no outs. I'm so not okay with this. Ugh with the bases loaded and two outs, Rolen singles in two runs to give the Reds the 5-0 lead before Ohlendorf balks in a run, making it 6-0 Reds. STOP IT!! Ohlendorf loads the bases yet again in the second. Holy fuck, it's only the second still?! Why is Black being a shithead and letting him load the bases twice and give up six runs in one inning?!
Today is Eddy Rodriguez major league debut and he didn't disappoint. In his first plate appearance he puts the Padres on the board with a solo shot off of Cueto of all players. NICE!! The Padres score two more on a Headley single that ate the shit out of Cozart. We are still losing but at least we are slowly chipping away at the lead, 6-3 Reds. Cam hits a solo shot of his own in the fourth to make it a 6-4 game now. Even though we have lost the last two games here, I love us playing in Cinci. It's nice being able to actually watch offensive dominant games. Okay, Mark Grant just got cool points for wanting to be an Olympic Gymnast. I still don't like him but he definitely earned points with that.
The Reds score on an odd play in the bottom half of the fourth to make it 7-4 and it looks as if Black might actually get thrown out for once. Shockingly enough the umpire didn't throw out Black though it looked like he was about two seconds away from doing so. Cozart singles in yet another run and I'm getting very sad about this 8-4 game now. The Reds score once more, this time in the eighth, to make it a 9-4 before they bring in my other boob starer, Arredondo, to pitch the Padres half of the inning. This series was basically a more offensive driven version of the series out here with the Padres taking the first game and shitting the bed in the other three. At least this time, I wasn't so confused in my cheering.
Record: 44-63
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
The Blatant Boob Starers Win Again
For the first time this series, I have been able to watch the beginning of the game and sweet baby Jesus, we start it off with a two run home run. Can we play at GABP all the time?? Please?? Damn, my boy Cozart just cut our lead in half. I was so mad when Wells gave up that home run until I realized it was too Cozart and then I was just a little mad. I have issues. Booo/Yay Ludwick. He just hit a two run home run to make it 3-2 Reds. UGH, this is going to be another wait, shit, fuck, dammit post and we haven't even finished an inning!! Oh lordy. What the hell?! Arroyo just drilled Wells. It looked like it was in the head at first but apparently it was more around the shoulder. Either way, can you not hit my players?? I don't need anymore reason for them to be put on the DL, we are good enough at that ourselves that we don't need any help.
My boys tie up the game in the fourth which is not as exciting for me as it was when the game first started. Weird, I know. We now take the lead because clown man, Frazier, deflected the ball and whoever the Reds have playing second couldn't come up with it cleanly. To this, I laugh, ha ha ha ha. Bruce just tied the game and the Reds have a player on second with one out. Ludwick doubles in the leading run because Baker is a twat waffle and couldn't make the tag at home. I know that's not his fault that the ball didn't get there half a second faster but I don't like him and really wanted to use one of my new favorite names to call people.
Pretty sure the umpire just fucked us on that Alexi non stolen base call to end the Padres half of the sixth. Can we have umpires that aren't shitheads?? Or if they have to be shitheads can it be on the other team instead of ours?? Okay, scratch that. They just showed the angle from the outfield and Alexi was out but that doesn't mean that umpires aren't shitheads. The Reds score one more to make it 6-4 on a Ludwick single turned double play to end the inning, weird. This whole Broxton on the Reds thing is not ok with me. I NEVER thought I would ever like a team that he is on. In fact, it makes me like the Reds a little less. The Reds bring in Chapman and the giggles commence. I will never forget that BP. Okay, so I know I've said before somewhere that Champan's speed isn't as impressive now that we have Cashner who throws just as hard but I'm beginning to rethink this. Champan is much more entertaining than Cashner. Quentin doubles off Chapman with two outs and from what a Reds fan has told me, Champan loses his composure or whatever when he gets a runner on sooooo we might have a chance. Unfortunately we didn't get the chance and double unfortunately, the Reds twitter told me we lost before the final strike was even thrown. Padres lose 6-4 and I'm just ready to eat, shower and watch gymnastics now.
Record: 44-62
My boys tie up the game in the fourth which is not as exciting for me as it was when the game first started. Weird, I know. We now take the lead because clown man, Frazier, deflected the ball and whoever the Reds have playing second couldn't come up with it cleanly. To this, I laugh, ha ha ha ha. Bruce just tied the game and the Reds have a player on second with one out. Ludwick doubles in the leading run because Baker is a twat waffle and couldn't make the tag at home. I know that's not his fault that the ball didn't get there half a second faster but I don't like him and really wanted to use one of my new favorite names to call people.
Pretty sure the umpire just fucked us on that Alexi non stolen base call to end the Padres half of the sixth. Can we have umpires that aren't shitheads?? Or if they have to be shitheads can it be on the other team instead of ours?? Okay, scratch that. They just showed the angle from the outfield and Alexi was out but that doesn't mean that umpires aren't shitheads. The Reds score one more to make it 6-4 on a Ludwick single turned double play to end the inning, weird. This whole Broxton on the Reds thing is not ok with me. I NEVER thought I would ever like a team that he is on. In fact, it makes me like the Reds a little less. The Reds bring in Chapman and the giggles commence. I will never forget that BP. Okay, so I know I've said before somewhere that Champan's speed isn't as impressive now that we have Cashner who throws just as hard but I'm beginning to rethink this. Champan is much more entertaining than Cashner. Quentin doubles off Chapman with two outs and from what a Reds fan has told me, Champan loses his composure or whatever when he gets a runner on sooooo we might have a chance. Unfortunately we didn't get the chance and double unfortunately, the Reds twitter told me we lost before the final strike was even thrown. Padres lose 6-4 and I'm just ready to eat, shower and watch gymnastics now.
Record: 44-62
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